AI copywriting trained exclusively on content that went viral.
Template
Write, score, and ship scroll-stopping scripts directly from the canvas
“Stop buying cold brew. Seriously. I did the math.”
No more guessing. No more AI slop. Viral IS a pattern.
A model that has watched more viral content than any human ever could.
ViralML™ is 100% fine-tuned on hand-picked content that actually went viral. Not scraped, not synthetic. Every transcript was selected by our editorial team, annotated for structure, and trained on our own GPUs in Frankfurt am Main.
How we built the viral index
General models learned to write from the whole internet, which is mostly content nobody watched. We did the opposite.
Only posts that beat their creator's median by 10× or more. Across TikTok, Reels, Shorts, X and LinkedIn.
Hooks, beats, pattern interrupts, open loops and CTAs, labelled second by second across 460,000 hours.
Full-parameter fine-tuning on our own cluster. No third-party APIs between your brief and the model.
Every checkpoint is scored on SVBench™: real posts, real audiences, blind panels.
AI alone can write. ViralML™ writes what gets watched.
ViralML 1.0Ours
Opus 5.5Fable 5.1Sonnet 5.5
Astra 6
Kimi K3Everything a brand needs to be the one people share
UGC script builder
Arrange hook, problem, demo and CTA blocks. Swap in proven hook templates. Watch the SVBench™ prediction move as you edit.
Catch trends before they peak
We track format, audio and narrative velocity across platforms and tell you which trends fit your brand while there's still time to hop on.
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Cold email from the top 1%
A sibling model trained on the top 1% best-performing cold emails. Our clients close up to 24% more deals from the same pipeline.
“Same list, same reps, same offer. We just stopped writing like everyone else.”
Halden's outbound team switched every sequence to ColdLLM™ for one quarter. Reply rates climbed, meetings got better, and their close rate rose 24%.
VP Sales, Halden Systems